Adult Fire Hydrant Costume

So many jokes, so little space. The Adult Fire Hydrant Costume is just that, it's a deluxe, human-sized fire plug (apparently in New York City some people call them "Johnny pumps." Isn't that fun?)!

The Adult Fire Hydrant Costume comes with a head piece with an eyemesh opening and a hydrant tunic. Beware, though. During the summer kids might try to twist off your head and run around in the refreshing liquid that shoots out. That won't end well for anybody, so be forewarned. The costume pairs perfectly with a fireman or dog costume!