Mens Trojan Magnum Costume

Don't go bragging too much, every condom looks big when it's the size of a person. I guess a human-sized Magnum would look even bigger than a normal condom or a slim jim, right? I don't know. I'm not great with philosophy. I'll leave that to you, the reader with the Men's Trojan Magnum Costume.

The Men's Trojan Magnum Costume is the only item included with the costume, but when you're dressed as a giant giant-sized condom, do you need anything else? Note: I wouldn't recommend actually protecting yourself with this costume. It will end. . . it will end poorly, that's all I'm saying. Protect your neck, protect yourself, wear funny costumes. That is my philosophy in life.