Mens Funny Screwdriver Costume



Mens Funny Screwdriver Costume

Product #: Ra_6353
Retail Price: $55.00
Our Price: $19.99
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Well, this isn't suggestive. No sir. No sirree bob. Just a good, honest, All-American hand driven tool, that's all the Men's Screwdriver Costume. Nothing more, nothing less. There once was a timeãthe 50's, maybeãwhere that would have gone without saying and now look at us, I'm arguing about how screwing things is a double entendre. What happened to us? When did we lose our way?

What's that? You think that it's a phallic costume? What? Really? What gave you that impression? The screwdriver is symbolic of the human, male privates? Are you sure? Oh, the placement, you say. Yeah, okay, I can see that, but where else is it going to go? The chest? That wouldn't make any sense, putting a screwdriver coming out of a guy's chest. When I see the Men's Screwdriver Costume I don't see innuendo and phalluses, nope. I just see good, clean fun, because I'm a true patriot.

Available in Sizes:
Standard - One Size
Item Includes:
One Piece Body
Pictured items not included:
Shirt, Pants and Shoes
Material:
Polyester
Care Instructions:
Dry Clean Only

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Mens Funny Screwdriver Costume

  Size Chest Waist Height
One Size One Size 42-48" 38-42" 5'8" to 6'3"
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