Adult Peeled Banana Costume

If you're a fan of potassium intake, then look no further for a Halloween costume than the Adult Peeled Banana Costume. The banana is the ultimate fruit, it really is. It's certainly the most friendly. It comes in its own wrapper and, if need be, you can pretend that it's a gun. It's everything you need out of a fruit. And when you're done eating the fruit, you can trip clowns, burglars, or Charlie Chaplain with the peel. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Be careful that you don't get picked up by King Kong and eaten while wearing the Adult Peeled Banana Costume or harassed by Dr. Zaius. It is a very real possibility while wearing this costume. Or, at the very least, it is far more likely of a result when you're wearing this costume.