Hanging Werewolf Decoration

Werewolves are making a mess all over the city. That's why you need this Hanging Werewolf Decoration, so the werewolves won't mess with your stuff or your car. They'll lope around your neighborhood, see your werewolf decoration, and move on, knowing that your property is protected by a lycanthrope of your own. I call it a "scarewolf". You can call it that too. I give you permission, no charge. So, get this Hanging Werewolf Decoration and protect your home from werewolves (using a scarewolf) and make it snazzy with some cool, horror-themed iconography.

The Hanging Werewolf Decoration is for anyone who loves lycanthropes and all of their antics or someone who just wants to use it as a supernatural scarecrow to frighten away ghouls and vampires and the like.