Sexy Crooked Cop Costume

Depending on what part of the country you live in, the idea of a Sexy Crooked Cop Costume either gets much more arousing or much less arousing. Then again the whole appeal of costumes like this is that they're hot because they’re a little bit naughty. It's hard to think of something more licentious or difficult to deal with than a dirty cop—but, if you add a short skirt line and a top like this, all of the sudden it becomes incredibly attractive. I don’t understand the math on this, I just know that it works.

The Sexy Crooked Cop Costume comes with a knit police dress with contract collar and cuffs (insert joke here), an attached tie and patch, a large glow-in-the-dark "Police" screenprint on the back of the dress, a belt, a purse (always handy when you’re wearing something that doesn’t have pockets), and a name badge that reads "Officer Robin D. Evidence" (nee Cradle). It’s the whole crooked package. If you just recently watched either of the Bad Lieutenant movies and thought "Hey, there’s a good idea," then this is the costume for you. The Sexy Crooked Cop Costume is the ultimate in hot police officer technology. She collects her kickbacks so fast you won’t even know what hit you.