Old English Mustache

I’ll say, old boy, we’re in a spot of bother, aren’t we? From Brighton to Birmingham, the Old English Mustache is the best costume mustache in all of England. Whether you’re a posh geezer or a china, I’m sure you can see the appeal of this mustache. Unfortunately the mustache has become a lost art. Back when Queen Victoria owned half the world you couldn’t throw a stone without hitting some bloke with a mustache and now look at us—we’ve talked the whole globe out of awesome facial hair. It’s a sad state of affairs, that. C’est la vie. At least we have costume accessories like the Old English Mustache that hearken back to better days. . . I mean, in terms of facial hair.

The Old English Mustache harkens back to the golden age of facial hair and hints at the possible return of that glorious epoch. It doesn’t matter if you’re a soldier, a cowboy, a big game hunter, or simply a mustache aficionado, this is a great accessory. Tally-ho!