If you're not taken to being surprised or offended, then the Plastic Gold Monocle is the costume accessory for you. Believe me, these things look much better on a person's face then spinning and falling into a champagne flute (no doubt accompanied by the phrase "I dare say!").
Bring back one of the lost items of fashion this Halloween with the Plastic Gold Monocle. This bit of antiquated eyewear is perfectly suited for a costume of a deposed European noble, a gentleman thief, an officer in the Boer War, a steampunk captain, or the aforementioned shocked upper class gentleman archetype. This lens has range and so long as you've got an imagination and determination, you can turn transform any costume into a gentlemanly (or lady-like) icon of wonderment.
The Plastic Gold Monocle is great costume accessory for any lady or gentleman that loves old fashioned eyewear.