Brown Noser Glasses

Well, don’t’ this beat all? The Brown Noser Glasses (and nose) pretty much says all that it needs to say. It says, loudly, proudly, and in no uncertain terms, “Yes, sir!” followed by “I would like a promotion!” followed by an intense collating session, or so I would imagine.

The Brown Noser Glasses are hilarious costume accessories that one can wear on their own or pair with, I don’t know, something with a pocket protector. I’m getting heavy nerd vibes off of this thing and I’m not sure why. Oh well. That’s for you, the costumed person to sort out for Halloween! Also, The cookie duster mustache has got to be a bad choice if you’re going to be a brown noser, though, right? That’s cannot help your job, can it?

If you hate the rat race, but love a good joke costume on Halloween, then the Brown Noser Glasses are a great place to start.