Ace of Spades Glasses

If you like to gamble, I tell you these are your glasses. You win some, lose some, and it’s a pleasure to wear them. The only glasses you need are the Ace of Spades Glasses, alright now?

This black pair of glasses are shaped like the highest card in the deck. What other card would you want to wear as an item of clothing? The Queen of Diamonds? I don’t know about that, she’ll beat you if she’s able. That’s a known fact. The Queen of Hearts is your best bet, but you know she isn’t very smart. And the Suicide King? That whole shtick is just a cry for help. You won’t have to worry about any of that if you wear the Ace of Spades Glasses, it’s the only thing you’ll see.

If you love poker or gambling in general, along with quality eye wear, then you know it’s gonna be the Ace of Spades Glasses.