Beard and Turban Instant Costume

From the mountains of Afghanistan to the sands of Saudi Arabia to the imaginations of almost everyone on earth, the Beard and Turban Instant Costume have been there. With its tightly-wound white turban and much-too-long cave-length beard, this is clearly the get-up for anybody who likes considers fun and toeing the line of good taste to be one in the same.

Oh, hey, let’s say you’ve got a set of shalwar kameez just lying around, then the choice should be obvious this Halloween! From Osama Bin Laden to Khalid Sheikh Mohammad to some other dead jerk, this costume has got you covered. Praise be! The Beard and Turban Instant Costume will make any costume you have go from plain old terrific to terrorist-ific!