Plain Banana Costume

Bananas: They are pretty great. I am coming out and saying it. Bananas are great. You can carry them, you can unpeel them, you can eat them, you can make a car backfire by putting one in a tail pipe. They’re pretty great, so why not dress up as one with the Plain Banana Costume?You, know what, hey, you’re a smart person. You don’t need me to tell you what you can do with bananas. If chimps can figure them out—And I’m not saying that they’re not smart or anything—but so can we. And here’s one thing that those smart-alec monkeys haven’t figure out: Banana costumes. If you want to lord your superiority over the ape community, than toss on the Plain Banana Costume.

With the Plain Banana Costume, peanut-butter jelly time will no longer just be in your heart, it will be everywhere.