Creepy Panda Mask

You demanded and we delivered. The Creepy Panda Mask fills a long undiscovered niche in the human psyche, one that no amount of sneezing pandas or dancing skeletons have been able to fill. And that’s a fact.

By the way, if these were the kind of pandas that were endangered you can bet your bippy that nobody would be trying to save these things. There would be no speed at which their forest home could be paved over that would be fast enough. China would actively pursue legal steps to keep people from associating these. . . things. If you dig horrible, creepy stuff then get the Creepy Panda Mask. It’s the only thing that can counter people in creepy clown masks.