If I've learned two things from network TV "And I think I have! "It's that old people are useless and that if you're going to borrow somebody's ointment you had better clean off the applicator. Now, if you're out to catch a plug-ugly yegg this Halloween then the Creepy Old Man Mask is the one to nab.
If you're the type who likes to chase kids off of their lawn or you want to be, then the Creepy Old Man Mask is the costume for you. Now get goin' ya dang youngsters!