To be frank, Cavemen aren't very welcoming to newcomers entering their turf. You can be the new and improved version of the caveman!
Holding this Cavemen Club lets strangers know not to loiter in your cave. Take care of yourself and your fellow cavemen, with your most necessary accessory: the Stone Age Cavemen Club. Living the simple life in the wilderness is made even easier when holding this brown Cavemen Club Costume Accessory. Get ready to fight off intruders and live life on the risky side!