Colonel Sanders could gain respect by the mere display of his White Beard! The Colonel has much say, in the decisions being made day to day. So don't miss your chance to be such a powerful force, among your peers.
This Halloween, put on this easily adhesive Colonel Sanders Beard. It comes in white, has a triangular upside shape that hangs off the chin. You'll be hardly recognizable in the white beard, but of course, you'll be taken a whole lot more seriously. How can you not be highly respected with the Colonel Sanders Beard draping your chin!