What's King Neptune without his hair and wig? A big nobody with a pitchfork is what. Don't let that happen to you this Halloween. Get the King Neptune Wig and round your costume off properly. Just try to command the sea without having the proper accoutrement. It won't work. It can't. It shan't. Not now and not ever. Believe me. Don't make the same mistakes I did this Halloween! Celebrate Lord Poseidon's glorious beard this year by picking up the King Neptune Wig.Celebrate Lord Poseiden's glorious beard this Halloween by picking up the King Neptune Wig. How else are people supposed to know that you rule over the sea if you don't have a giant, bushy white beard?