Well, this isn't suggestive. No sir. No sirree bob. Just a good, honest, All-American hand driven tool, that's all the Men's Screwdriver Costume. Nothing more, nothing less. There once was a timeãthe 50's, maybeãwhere that would have gone without saying and now look at us, I'm arguing about how screwing things is a double entendre. What happened to us? When did we lose our way?
What's that? You think that it's a phallic costume? What? Really? What gave you that impression? The screwdriver is symbolic of the human, male privates? Are you sure? Oh, the placement, you say. Yeah, okay, I can see that, but where else is it going to go? The chest? That wouldn't make any sense, putting a screwdriver coming out of a guy's chest. When I see the Men's Screwdriver Costume I don't see innuendo and phalluses, nope. I just see good, clean fun, because I'm a true patriot.