I don't know if a Yellow Ducky Inflatable Costume makes a good epic mount (I'm partial to a wyvern or some kind of a mammoth, but that's neither here not there), but it is a pretty cute one. Who doesn't love baby ducks? Bad people, that's who. Ducks are great and the Yellow Ducky Inflatable costume is no exception. The costume requires 4 AA batteries (not included). Also, with this costume you can pull off a really high-concept "16 Candles costume. In fact, I might just do that myself.
The Yellow Ducky Inflatable Costume is for anyone who thought that Baby Huey never carried his weight or for someone that just really wants a goofy epic mount.