Everyone digs a penguin. That's why the Penguin Half Mask works so well. Even when a seal or a killer whale or whatever is chomping down on a penguin, it probably feels pretty bad because they're Nature's William Powell. They're classy birds. They make even owls and storks look like they just rolled out of a kegger (and those are pretty distinguished birds). The Penguin Half Mask, if you absolutely need to look like you know the difference between a Windsor Knot and an oyster fork are, accept no substitutes.
Do you like penguins? Do you enjoy the finer things in life? Well, I've got the mask for you: The Penguin Half Mask.