Remember how your mom used to always tell you that you got your eyes or your nose from the milkman? Well, if you play your cards right with the Milkman Hat and Mustache someone might be making that joke about you in ten years time. Also, remember when she would say things like "Remember when milkmen existed?" The very idea of a milkman ever existing on this terrestrial realm seems so absurd you might as well tap into that naturally occurring absurdity and craft a funny costume with the Milkman Hat and Mustache.
The Milkman Hat and Mustache is for celebrants of Halloween who miss the good old days, back when milk came right to your doorstop every day, whether you wanted it or not.