Mens Lifeguard Costume - Off Duty

I would hope this Off Duty Lifeguard is what he claims to be, because he looks like he’s having way too much fun to still be able to save lives. Though he does look like in his non-partying moments that he would have no problem dragging anything short of a great white out of the sea. Just look at those guns.

The Off Duty Lifeguard costume comes with a muscle shirt (with attached tank top), shorts, a ball cap, and, just what every party goer-needs, a float beverage dispenser. After a hard day of saving lives and watching over people, why shouldn’t a lifeguard be able to have his very own drink dispenser?