Luckily there's a Family Guy mask, which positively can all the things that make you laugh and cry (that is what he's saying in the theme song, right? It's hard to tell) and that mask is the Adult Family Guy Stewie Mask. He's America's favorite football headed megalomaniacal crypto-homosexual psychopathic baby with an inexplicable English accent. He's a delight and he's the greatest baby on TV since the baby with the frying pan in Dinosaurs. Remember that show?
Anyways, Lois must die! Yeah. What else does Stewie say? Oh, I know, "Oh bother." Yeah, that's good stuff. Dress up as Family Guy's break-out character with the Adult Family Guy Stewie Mask.