Every wicked medieval despot has to have his own war gear, which is why we’ve got the Evil Overlord Sword And Shield . Otherwise he just sounds like a paper tiger when he’s commanding “Off with their heads!” or “Finish him!” You gotta be able to follow up on your threats. The evil guys in fantasy movies are almost always cooler than the good guys, too. For one, they get to wear black. Secondly, just look at this weapon. It’s got rivets and crenelations and skulls and so forth. That’s pretty freaking metal.
The Evil Overlord Sword And Shield is for the evil warlock or dark templar who has everything, other than a sword and shield. Bring woe and destruction to those who defy you this Halloween with these accessories.