The red angry bird is the tip of the spear when it comes to the War on Swine. Without the stalwart young soldier that is the red angry bird where would we be? Without eggs, no doubt, watching those smirking, dumb pigs oinking at us behind their wooden walls and their strategically placed sheets of glass. How I the them! Well, luckily, we do not live in a birdless dystopia, we live in the real would with real costumes like the Red Angry Birds Costume. Thank the great bird’s beak!
No pig shall be safe, no matter how many stone walls they put in between them and your slingshot, so long as you’re ready and waiting with the Red Angry Birds Costume. Ring in Halloween this year as the stalwart soldier and protector of all of egg-kind with the Red Angry Birds Costume.