Adult Skeleton Costume - Boner

Now here’s a costume I know nobody saw coming. The Skeleton Boner costume is just that. It is the costume of a skeleton boner—A skele-boner, if you will. This abomination returned from the grave is also apparently both a shower and a grower. Good for him.

The Adult Skeleton Costume - Boner comes with a bone print jumpsuit with faux phallus (this might be the strangest sentence I’ve ever written), bone-print gloves, skull mask, and a hand-held boner pump. There are not the words in the English language to express the wealth of feelings I have right now about a costume that revolves around a member of the undead being fully tumescent. I wish I did.