Adult Skeleton Costume - Boner

Adult Skeleton Costume - Boner
Adult Skeleton Costume - Boner

Adult Skeleton Costume - Boner

Product #: Fw_131364
Retail Price: $45.00
Our Price: $39.95
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Now here's a costume I know nobody saw coming. The Skeleton Boner costume is just that. It is the costume of a skeleton bonerÔA skele-boner, if you will. This abomination returned from the grave is also apparently both a shower and a grower. Good for him.

The Adult Skeleton Costume - Boner comes with a bone print jumpsuit with faux phallus (this might be the strangest sentence I've ever written), bone-print gloves, skull mask, and a hand-held boner pump. There are not the words in the English language to express the wealth of feelings I have right now about a costume that revolves around a member of the undead being fully tumescent. I wish I did.

Available in Sizes:
Standard - One Size
Item Includes:
Shirt, Mask, Pants, Gloves
Pictured items not included:
100% Polyester with 100% EVA bones
Care Instructions:
Hand wash separately, cold water. Line dry. Do not use bleach. Do not iron. Do not wet feathers (if applicable)