If you like to gamble, I tell you these are your glasses. You win some, lose some, and itÕs a pleasure to wear them. The only glasses you need are the Ace of Spades Glasses, alright now?
This black pair of glasses are shaped like the highest card in the deck. What other card would you want to wear as an item of clothing? The Queen of Diamonds? I donÕt know about that, sheÕll beat you if sheÕs able. ThatÕs a known fact. The Queen of Hearts is your best bet, but you know she isnÕt very smart. And the Suicide King? That whole shtick is just a cry for help. You wonÕt have to worry about any of that if you wear the Ace of Spades Glasses, itÕs the only thing youÕll see.
If you love poker or gambling in general, along with quality eye wear, then you know itÕs gonna be the Ace of Spades Glasses.