It is a well worn and well established fact that Coca Cola is the greatest cola--NAY--soda of all of time and space. What else is there? Moxie? Please. RC? Nice try. Pepsi? Don't even get me started! Coke is where it's at and, when it comes to Halloween, the Coca Cola Soda Jerk Costume is where it's at. Or, hey, it doesn't even have be Halloween to celebrate the greatest fizzy elixir ever to enter into existence.
The days of the soda jerk are going away! It's a shame, but it doesn't have to be! Thanks to the Coca Cola Soda Jerk Costume, you can keep the fine tradition of tap pop alive! With its panoply of a hat, shirt, pants, and apron, you've got it made! Don't be a jerk! Be a soda jerk! Get the Coca Cola Soda Jerk Costume for Halloween! You deserve it!