The world’s most hideous, terrible, loathsome, disgusting clown is now ready and waiting for you to wear. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, straight from the insane mind of Rob Zombie (AKA Robert Wolfgang Zombie) comes the Captain Spaulding Mask. The deadbeat patriarch of the Firefly clan is now available in the most appropriate medium possible: A latex mask.
To paraphrase the great Roger Ebert, you can either appreciate Captain Spaulding for what he is or you can just throw up. There’s no wrong answer when it comes to this murderous moppet. The only wrong answer is to turn your back when a clown is talking to you. If you have any super secret clown business on the horizon then the Captain Spaulding Mask is the costume accessory for you.