All clowns are horror shows. Let's just all accept that. They're monsters. Nobody thinks they're funny and everybody wants to cry blood out of fear. Even girl clowns are terrible. Maybe especially. Probably especially, actually. Just look at the Polly the Clown Demon Mask and tell me I'm wrong.
You can't tell me that because you're paralyzed with fear. Clowns are as frightening as it gets. They're more frightening than a flaming skull controlling a chariot mounted by bears. RABID bears. No matter what shows up on Halloween night, so long as you're wearing the Polly the Clown Demon Mask, rest assured: You will make everyone want to die of fright.