Kenny Powers Baseball Costume Kit

This is going to be a hard costume to talk about without cussing my mouth off, isn’t it? Well, just imagine I’m cursing up a blue streak here and we should all be fine. Anyways, while the mighty reign of Kenny Powers might be over on television, it will never end in our hearts. The Kenny Powers Costume Kit is for people who love winning. Do you love winning? Of course you do. Only losers hate winning. That’s why they’re losers.

Hey, you don’t have to be a ‘roided up egomaniac cooling his heels in Mexico to appreciate how good this costume looks. It’s just a natural fact that it looks good. The Kenny Powers Costume Kit isn’t only what every good fan of baseball wants, it is what they need. You’re welcome.