Listen up, I’m only going to say this once: The Kenny Powers Accessory Kit is awesome. Because of course it is. Just look at this bad boy. Who are you to deny it?! Am I trying not to cuss up a bad word storm worthy of Eastbound and Down? Yes. Yes I am. It’s incredibly difficult and I don’t like it one bit. You know what I do like? Wacking dingers. And this accessory kit. It’s everything you could ever need (in terms of Kenny Powers related costume accessories).
You don’t need to be a wash-out cooling his heels in Mexico to be the coolest guy on Halloween night, you just need the Kenny Powers Accessory Kit. You’re welcome.