Been out fighting zombies all night? Looks like you got quite the scratch, there. This Big Gash Halloween Fake Wounds kit is easy to apply and easy to put your friends on edge around you!
If they don't believe that taking on the denizens of the night is hard work, well, you'll just have to show them, won't you? When your friends ask, "What's your damage?" you can just point to your Big Gash Halloween Fake Wounds and go, "Hey, I've been fighting evil. Mistakes were made. What have you done to save humanity lately?"