Turtle Halloween Costume

Say what you want about Charles Darwin, but there’s a reason he’s so famous. It’s because of—that’s right—turtles, or, more specifically the great and noble Galapagos tortoise. As great and as reliable as the Turtle Halloween Costume is, just remember that running into the sewers and covering yourself in toxic waste will neither make you teenage, a mutant, or a ninja. It will kill you. Don’t get killed this Halloween, just wear a cool costume.

Whether ninja or normal or giant and covered in orcs and used as a man-o-war, turtles are pretty fantastic. Dress as one today with the Turtle Halloween Costume. It’s simple. It’s funny. It’s recognizable. What’s not to love about something such as this? Turtle! Turtle!